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Quotes from a Renaissance Man
Paladin: "Well, don't buy it sheriff -- just tell me where I can find him." (In response to a sheriff's "I can't buy that" to the suggestion that his brother might be a thief.)

Paladin: "It's a chess piece, the most versatile on the board. It can move in eight different directions, over obstacles, and it's always unexpected." (Answering a question about the symbol on his holster.)

Paladin: "I told a friend I wear this gun for survival. As bad as you need killing, I'd prefer to live by that conviction." (About five seconds before you-know-what.)

Paladin: "Elkins says you're an honest man, Billy Joe Kane. Are you? So far I've seen you lie, cheat, steal and try murder. You've tried everything but begging -- now get down on your knees, Billy Joe." (To a dehydrated Mojave desert race-fixer, who needs Paladin's water.)

Paladin: "If I have wronged you, I apologize. If I have not, I hope they hang you." (Nagged by his prissy female companion into apologizing to a pair of manipulative prospectors -- whom Paladin suspects murdered their partner.)

Paladin: "I could always beat him. I let him think he was faster... because it pleased him." (After gunning down an old friend gone bad.)

Paladin: "Fast, but not accurate -- anybody figure he can do better?" (To hostile onlookers after blowing away a slightly faster draw in a gunfight.)

Paladin: "Before you can pull the trigger." (To a disbelieving bad-guy's "I'm holding a gun on you; do you really think you can draw and shoot first?")